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Honesty is the best policy, but it’s easier said than done. It’s tough to know the truth about who you are, to truly understand everything you lack, the specifics of how your personhood is simply inefficient. Fret not! I’m Ms. B and I’ve been guiding my students through the reality of their personal situations for years. Once I rip the band aid off, you’ll be surprised to find that there is a place for you in this world! No, it may not be what you expected, it may not be traditionally ‘respected’ but it is a place nonetheless. I provide roles where you can be authentically yourself, where expectations are realistic and, most importantly, a place where you can be truly useful.

I created the Alternate Paths Guidance Program years ago after watching the conventional education system fail to support so many students. The system did not account for the obvious, dark truth that some of our students would need to take on some dirty jobs. Not everyone is a successful entrepreneur, a creative visionary or a reliable worker bee and we know that. There are so many roles that desperately need to be filled but don’t have (or deserve) the respect of society so we often don’t talk about them directly to pupils. Some students are left to flounder for years trying in vain to fill traditional roles that don’t suit their skills - or lack thereof. 

Well, just because we ignore them, doesn’t mean they don’t exist and I choose to be forthright with my students, setting realistic expectations about what they can expect of themselves in the real world. An Alternate Paths pupil is easy for me to identify and I’m tired of pretending I don’t see the writing on the wall with many of these hapless wanderers. Here, I’ll detail some of the non-traditional roles I coach and train my students for. Once the sting of the situation wears off, many students find a deep sense of belonging and contentment in their new, alternate life role so while the following situations may sound dehumanizing or humiliating, please proceed with an open mind.

The Toy

This is one of the gentler placements within the program. Within the world today, there is a desperate need for approval and company from others. We see it constantly online, people trying desperately to connect. Many studies indicate that online interactions consistently fail in comparison to face-to-face interactions, qualitatively. This is where a professional toy comes in! If you are selected for toy training, your personality and preferences are slowly and carefully subdued over a few training sessions. We coach you on how to be pleasant and amenable to your owner. We train toys to be passive and willing so that they can be compatible with almost any owner!

Once you are matched with an owner, you’ll be measured and fitted with a small sleeping area and put on a regular feeding schedule. This position is great for people with subdued brain activity as you’ll be spending a lot of time in a dimly lit storage space, while you await your next play time. The quiet time is essential to the process as it creates a dependence and affection for the owner. It may seem boring at first but it’s the perfect fit for some people and they fulfill their role perfectly.

Depending on the owner you get matched with, you may be used as a quiet comfort companion, a pillow or prop, you may be dressed up and talked to! Professional toys must also be trained to deal with the darker side of their future owners. Some owners may need to express anger towards their toys or use toys as masturbatory aids. Over time, the toy will become acclimatized to the moods and needs of the owner and their own desires and preferences will slowly disappear as they become better at their role.

The Medical Experiment

The medical field wastes billions of dollars per year on ethics committees. I’m sure you’ve heard of this process before, they must have each and every decision approved by the committee and quite often, important experiments are cut short because of this arduous process. With the medical experiment path in our guidance program, we match medical professionals with a trained test subject to expedite the medical process and give purpose to our prospective test subject.

Our students are trained to live simply with a focus on compliance and advanced pain tolerance. Often our test subjects have a naturally high sex drive and are happy to be rewarded with a medical semen extraction or pleasurable, genital spasm / release at the end of each experiment. Test subjects are often people who experience notable distraction from their own sex drive in real life and are best kept on a strict medical extraction schedule that co-incides with the experiments taking place at the lab they are matched with. Test subjects must be comfortable with medical bondage and the loss of physical autonomy.

The Toilet

Did you know that human toilets are an incredibly useful and widely used service? There are so many situations where using a conventional toilet is simply not an option, whether it be mobility issues or travelling, many have chosen to engage a human toilet in their day-to-day lives. One of the benefits of having a human toilet is that they are hidden in plain sight. Many can even provide low level companionship when not in use. This designation is widely considered to be dehumanizing but I believe that everyone deserves an honest assessment of their skills and for many, this is the perfect role.

Toilets are trained physically and mentally. They must master the physical skill of consumption, in addition to great service skills. Toilets are one the the most frequently used designations so they must be trained to adapt to the sleep and meal schedule of their owner. They are trained to be amenable and efficient above all else. Human toilets are easy to transport because they blend in as regular humans when not in use and some can be trained to have conversations or cross trained as toys!

Personal Drainer

There is an incredible amount of male sexual desire out there, that’s fairly obvious to everyone, I believe. Testosterone often creates a higher sex drive in those who experience it but not everyone is the same. Did you know that some men are chemically different than their dominant counterparts? Some are softer, more feminine, passive and submissive. Did you know that these passive folks can be male or female? Becoming a semen disposal unit, colloquially known as a ‘cum dumpster’, is a role often best suited for men! Frequently, beta males have less testosterone than their alpha counterparts and are therefore doomed to a life of inadequacy if left unidentified. 

Here at the Alternate Paths Guidance Program we understand that It’s not a personal failing, more of a chemical predisposition. Once the student is identified, we begin coaching and guidance. Many of these men still identify as straight so they are matched with an attractive, female teacher (such as myself) and we slowly start training them on some of the more traditionally female sexual roles such as performing fellatio and semen consumption. Fully trained cum dumpsters help make the world a more peaceful place by providing a sexual outlet to alpha men who may become aggressive without a proper release. After training, they may be placed at a glory hole or matched with an individual. They are trained to live minimally and generally have an amenable, sweet disposition.

The Sperm Donor

For many, a high sex drive can be a crippling distraction in the real world. Luckily there are roles for people like this. Many don’t know that semen is incredibly valuable when collected in the right situation, in bulk. We match sperm donors with a prospective recipient and provide affordable, accessible, third party fertility options to women and a safe, efficient outlet to the donor. Often donors go through depletion training which helps them feel simultaneously relieved and slightly adverse to further milking. This donor role requires a quantity over quality model unlike most traditional sperm donor situations, so subjects must be thoroughly trained with the help of a guide.

The Whipping Boy / Girl

This is one of the tougher but more respected roles here at the program. The reality is that life is hard for all of us, we all need an outlet and for many that takes the form of dark, sadistic desires. Unspoken by many, this is the reality and by becoming a whipping boy or girl you are helping to make the world a better place! You will be trained to experience the joy of your tormenter, putting your own pain aside. This role is physically demanding but can lead to euphoric states of mental relief and clarity. Many tormentors reward their whipping boy or girl with a medically induced orgasm at the end of each torture session but your results may vary.  

Although the role is referred to as ‘whipping’ boy or girl, this role can take on many forms. Some enjoy spanking, some enjoy inflicting pain all over the body via scratching, pinching and slapping, some walk or jump on their subjects and some tormenters become fixated on the bondage and torture of human genitals. It’s often a dark role to take on at first but, with training, people learn to feel a strong sense of affection for their assigned tormenter and a willingness to please eventually overtakes the impediment of self preservation.

So that’s it! Those are the unspoken and often overlooked roles that we promote here at the Alternate Paths Guidance Program. We understand that it’s better to work with what you really have to offer rather than pine away after roles you’ll never achieve. Let’s save you time, effort and heartache by ripping the band-aid off now with my attentive guidance. The fall semester is quickly approaching and the program is quickly filling up so don’t wait! Start your training today! You can apply here, just mention the Guidance Program and your desired role in the note at the bottom of the application form.