Fuck Christmas
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I boycotted Christmas this year & I loved it. Instead of spending time making small talk and dreading my plans for the day I hosted an all day debauchery fest at Studio Ludus and called it "Fuck Christmas". That’s right, from 8am until 8pm on December 25th, I played the day away and it was AH-MA-ZING.
The holidays create anxiety & sadness for a lot of people. Pressure to get the right gifts, spend time with family and just generally be merry, leaves a sour taste in many people's mouths. Instead of being something to look forward to, the approaching holiday season often creates a sense of dread as you pull up the mental laundry list of things you have to do. Plus, those of us who are new to the city, aren't close with family or just don't observe religious holidays end up feeling totally left out.
Well my dear perverts, I say Fuck That! Let's make our own, devious fun & when your co-workers ask "How was your Christmas?" you can say, "It was.. relaxing" while you try not to smile. Keep an eye out next year & FUCK CHRISTMAS with me!
I spent the morning role playing as Mommy, observing a very perverse and private Christmas with my ‘son’. Gift opening soon turned into a hormone fuelled lesson about human sexuality - Mommy likes gifting sex toys, as some of you may know. The best way to show a young man how to make love is to switch roles and show him what it’s like to take a dick first. It’s all very informative as you can imagine. Once my eggnog accented coffee was finished in the morning, my afternoon visitors brought new holiday delights, indulging me in some bondage and ballbusting time! Another guest wanted to worship my feet as I enjoyed a new sex toy, another wanted a good spanking, the list goes on.
If this doesn’t beat (pun intended) your holiday experience, I don’t know what will! This is definitely my new holiday tradition! Join me next year for another kink-fuelled Christmas!