The Wedgie Board
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Last year, I started getting custom, roleplay, audio requests on my OnlyFans. It got to the point where I had a nice little collection of wedgie focused audio in particular, so I decided to start a Patreon page dedicated to, primarily, wedgie audio. I was pleasantly surprised at how popular it became. Now, I will say, I don’t make a ton of money from it, but, it’s quickly become one of my personal, favourite little projects.
Wedgie subbies all seem to share a desire for self deprecation that never ceases to amuse me! When people send pictures or videos to my OnlyFans of them hanging by their wedgies from trees or doorknobs, or whatever, it genuinely makes me laugh. The absurdity and silly nature of this kink is just the gift that keeps on giving. No acting required, it’s actually funny.
Not to mention, this community is phenomenal at coming up with scenarios where they end up humiliated in the most creative ways. In real sessions, I usually prefer to come up with roleplay scenarios myself, scripts are actually listed in my hard limits for this reason. Very few of my real life subbies come up with roleplay that I like but wedgie subs seem to be an exception.
The little community of tighty whitie wearers over on Patreon has grown and I regularly hope on there to respond to comments and suggestions. I also put up polls and pics of my in-person wedgie sessions. It’s turned into something I genuinely look forward to!
So, let’s explore some of my favourite audio scenes from the past few months of The Wedgie Board.
The WEDGIE HOUSEKEEPER
This roleplay idea was proposed by a Patreon subscriber and immediately made me laugh. The premise being that I'm a disgruntled housekeeper who is constantly dealing with tourists and guests locking themselves out of their hotel rooms. We have cameras monitoring public spaces like the lobby and halls so me and my co-workers can keep an eye on this almost daily occurrence.
Most people are clothed when they do this, some are naked but I see on the surveillance camera a guy who appears to be wearing… TIGHTY WHITIES? Like, an actual full grown man in nut huggers! I claim him as mine to the other housekeepers and head down to find him. When I do, he’s hiding in an alcove, understandably. I think it’d be better to be found naked than in this humiliating state.
I feign compassion, unlocking the door to his hotel room, letting him in and then, to his shock, I follow him into his room and close the door behind myself. I was simultaneously irritated but weirdly giddy at the thought of finally being able to take out my frustration on one of these fools. This guy won’t say anything to management because then he’d have to admit to wearing tighty whities and who would ever do that? Hope he managed to get out of that atomic wedgie I left him in 🤷♀️
80’S NERD PARTY PRANK
Wedgie fetishes are largely informed by the nerd tropes of the 80’s and 90’s. Not all, but many. You know the cliché: Big, black-rimmed glasses with white tape on the bridge, pants hiked up too high, collared shirt tucked in, pen protector, suspenders and - you guessed it - tighty whities underneath!
Well in this audio roleplay, you can listen as I describe to a friend what I did this past weekend. It’s definitely not a new idea but, it’s a classic prank for a reason. I lulled the nerd from school into a sense of safety, making him think that I was his friend, or, maybe more! I invited him over to a house party at my place and told him that it’s 80’s nerd themed.
He was overly excited, it was actually pretty pathetic. When he showed up, obviously, he was the only one wearing a ‘costume’ although, it didn’t even look like one on him, more like business as usual. We were making fun of him and it was kind of funny until we realized that he was wearing tighty whities! We all burst out laughing and took turns giving him wedgies before kicking him out of the party. OMG, how will he show his face at school again?
BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Sharing kinks is always hard so when your girlfriend says she wants to talk to you about something, you naturally get butterflies in your stomach. Listen as I roleplay as your girlfriend and I present you with an… unconventional birthday gift idea.
See, I found something online a few months ago that really excited me and I don’t want to put pressure on you but, I think it’d be the perfect birthday present this year. I read about something called an ‘Atomic Wedgie’ and really wanted to try it on you. It takes two people to do so it’s perfect. Plus I’ll go slow and be really nice to you if you do this for me!
You said I could have anything I want… ;)
MOM DATES YOUR BULLY
I love this roleplay idea because it’s somewhat feasible and so, hilariously, humiliating and deeply gaslightilicious! Lots of people are into age gap relationships and, in this scene, you find out the hard way that your mom is one of them.
I explain to you that you’re old enough now to understand that I have a personal life that is just as important as yours. I need to feel fulfilled and find companionship and I can’t control who I’m attracted to. Your friend from school has actually grown into such a lovely man! I know that you used to say he ‘bullied’ you but I think once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his sense of humour. He’s actually so funny - you’ll see!
He explained that you guys were actually really good friends in school and that you were just being overly sensitive which he accepts about you, because he’s such a good person. Think about it, having someone tease you for wearing tighty whities isn’t that big of a deal. So what? He would tug on your underwear every now and then, it’s nothing to cry about!
He explained that it’s a normal thing that people in your generation do with their friends and it’s nothing to be upset about. We’ll have lots of opportunity to talk about it since he’ll be moving in soon! I want you and your step-dad to have a great relationship, the same one you had in school.
He actually asked about giving you wedgies (he’s so considerate) and I told him that when you’re under my roof, it’s my rules and wedgies are perfectly harmless. That reminds me, I picked up a bunch of new socks and underwear for you.
WEDGIES AT THE GYM
This one made me laugh. I think this is my favourite roleplay, it’s so delightfully ridiculous but also, strangely feasible. There’s so many gimmicky, snake oil-ish trends in the world, whether it’s diets, woo-woo alternative treatments or cult of personality lifestyles. When I roleplay as a confident shyster, it is a weird form of catharsis. I’ve seen it in the broader culture so many times, it’s fun and easy to emulate. Everything can be explained and justified, let me tell you how…
First of all, before I explain exactly what I do, I want to ask a question: Are you interested in the minutia of methods? Or are you interested in results? RESULTS, right? That’s why you’ve been referred to me by one of my clients, what I offer is effective and that’s something you always have to keep in mind.
Now, you know that motivation is key when you hit the gym. My methods work because I don’t use traditional means of motivation, I use, what I describe as ‘social motivation’. So, others might view this as humiliation but that’s because they are uninformed and, likely, unmotivated themselves.
I won’t get into all the boring details, it’s a lot of sports psychology and, ultimately, that’s why you’re paying me, so I can deal with the tedious bits while you concentrate on the actual workouts. Essentially, we’ll start at the gym at peak hours so there’s lots of people there. I’m currently working on a method that incorporates wedgies with the gym equipment so you’re basically giving yourself wedgies using the equipment. I’ll go through reps and weights with you and help you through the psychological side of it as well. You should see results within 6 weeks!
If you’re interested in requesting a custom audio roleplay scene or any sort, you can do so by messaging me ($5 per message) on my OnlyFans. It’s $10/minute. If you’re into wedgies, I’d suggest joining The Wedgie Board on Patreon, it’s $7/month. You can make roleplay suggestions in the comments (no DMs) and if I like them I might use your idea as an upcoming episode. Each episode is 5 minutes long, they are posted every Wednesday and go back to August of 2023 so there’s lots to explore in the collection.
Thanks for reading, you big nerd! 🤓
