No Kings, Just FART SWINGS!
Before you head out to protest, I need to make sure to inoculate you effectively against the effects of tear gas! If you think you can sniff these HUGE farts without a problem, then believe me, you can withstand anything that might come your way.
Imagine 8 BIG, FLUFFY farts that not only fill the air but also make me giggle my ass off as I swing over you joyously, creating a moment of laughter amidst the seriousness. You can thank me for my unconventional training later, but for now, let's prepare you to face the world!
Now, first things first, I’ve got to tie you up properly and securely. Wiggly boys like you always try to move your head away, seeking an escape from the unpleasant smell of my farts, but we can’t have that - obviously! It's crucial in times like these that you remain right where I want you, making sure you experience every moment fully without any escape routes.
Your mantra for this next part is - Get comfortable with being uncomfortable 🫡 🍑💨
Remember this isn’t merely about you; it’s about the larger, much more significant picture at hand. It’s about an important cause that drives everything forward. What’s the cause, you may wonder? Well, that’s not really your concern, nor does it need to be.
It's far better that you simply allow me to take the lead in this process, doing the necessary thinking while you continue to embrace your role as my sweet boy. I’ll be sure to keep you informed regarding the hows, and I’ll take the responsibility of figuring out the whys.
What I need you to do is focus your attention solely on my ass as I swing back and forth over you, capturing your gaze and drawing you in. Stay calm and ensure that you empty your mind of all other distracting thoughts, allowing yourself to immerse fully in this moment.
What is going to happen next will require a strong sense of resolve, so I encourage you to take a deep breath in and center your thoughts as you focus on my tight asshole every time you catch a glimpse of it. If you happen to hear my laughter echoing through the room, you can be assured that you’re doing a good job and your concentration will soon be rewarded with a big, fluffy fart.
These farts are truly paint peelers, so be forewarned. They emit a stench so overwhelming that they will effectively inoculate you against tear gas, but it is crucial that you keep your eyes wide open throughout the entire process. Maintaining your gaze fixated on my hole acts as an almost hypnotic device, drawing you in and holding your attention like a spell. A smelly, smelly spell.
You must carefully match your inhalations and exhalations perfectly with my movements, ensuring a smooth and seamless rhythm between us that enhances the experience. As I swing closer to you, you breathe in most deeply, drawing in every atom of gas I have gifted you. As I move further away, you should consciously exhale the noxious gases, letting go of any doubts, discomfort or ideas you may have.
Now, as the first rumbles reverberate below and into your very face, you’ll undoubtedly feel your eyes water, your nostrils beginning to sting, and you’ll find yourself instinctively fighting against the restraints that hold you in place; this intense reaction is completely normal!
Despite the overwhelming pain and suffocating panic that envelopes you in these moments, you must remain steadfast! You must summon the strength to fight your way through the nauseating stench that threatens to overpower your senses.
Something that may help is to concentrate on the exquisite joy of witnessing my perfect, pink asshole. Each time I spread my cheeks and offer you a tantalizing glimpse, it becomes a visual delight that is truly a joy to behold, a precious sight to fight for and to cherish.
Focus deeply on that singular goal and push forward with unwavering determination, concentrating intently on your breathing while keeping your eyes wide open and fixated on the enticing prize that lies before you. With each powerful blast of gas blasted up your nose and into your open mouth, you’re gradually building a tolerance that will empower you; soon you will be rendered impervious, transformed into my special, secret weapon - fully inoculated against any challenge that comes my way.
There will be an army of you, sweet boys like you. All with red, bleary eyes, no sense of smell and the will to triumph on my behalf! And on behalf of all Dommes. No more thinky, just stinky - for justice 🫡
